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My name's Jackie!
Sorry about
my URL
partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

nosdrinker:

no

bobdoom:

"You expect me to jump off of this cliff?  Are you insane?"

bobdoom:

"You expect me to jump off of this cliff?  Are you insane?"

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

can we talk about the second definition tho

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

can we talk about the second definition tho

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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heismandiego:

me when i’m wearing new clothes

kardashiane:

so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it

but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”

Why not fall in love?

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brianashanee:

I got shit to do

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

michaeljcaboosie:

queen—historia:

during a zombie apocalypse, the snk fandom would just
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yall would die in like 2 days from tryna pull some james bond shit and fall to your death from a makeshift grappling hook please

bitchesaloud:

bitchesaloud:

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vinebox:

"Toys R Us got me fucked up"