damn the pope about to preach some sick verses
the guy beatboxing behind him
"the guy" is the italian president
P-Francis and the Prez
"You expect me to jump off of this cliff? Are you insane?"
can we talk about the second definition tho
this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever
I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
me when i’m wearing new clothes
so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it
but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”
I got shit to do
me in the grocery store when my mom escapes
during a zombie apocalypse, the snk fandom would just
yall would die in like 2 days from tryna pull some james bond shit and fall to your death from a makeshift grappling hook please