readalot413:

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people

When you’ve been in line for like 30 minutes and someone cuts in front of you

sodamnrelatable:

tomrny:

psyducked:

when they let you cum inside

i know my neighbors are so nice they always let me in their house

analmermaidprincess:                                                           .

babyferaligator:                 ,                              

hey man u missed a spot                      ,

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THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY                                                  ,

bearslime:

bearslime:

bearslime:

i wonder how many grapes i can eat before i throw up

it takes exactly 127 grapes to make me throw up 

never eat 127 grapes

ravkan:

ravkan:

so im lying naked in bed bc its hot out and then i hear an icecream truck AND I WAS REALLY SCARED I WOULDNT GET TO IT IN TIME SO I GRABBED MY MONEY AND BLANKET AND RAN ACROSS THE STREET NAKED IN BLANKET TO GET ICEC REAM AND IT WAS THE BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE

yolo was never more appropriate