who let people from tumblr start writing greeting cards?
I want that ghost card.
talk shit get hit
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
the first time i saw this i actually laughed for an hour
high res egg
I made this
you are an art thief
Yes but I made YOU
when they let you cum inside
i know my neighbors are so nice they always let me in their house
hey man u missed a spot ,
THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY ,
i wonder how many grapes i can eat before i throw up
it takes exactly 127 grapes to make me throw up
never eat 127 grapes
the whole ocean
so im lying naked in bed bc its hot out and then i hear an icecream truck AND I WAS REALLY SCARED I WOULDNT GET TO IT IN TIME SO I GRABBED MY MONEY AND BLANKET AND RAN ACROSS THE STREET NAKED IN BLANKET TO GET ICEC REAM AND IT WAS THE BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE
yolo was never more appropriate