so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it
but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”
I got shit to do
me in the grocery store when my mom escapes
during a zombie apocalypse, the snk fandom would just
yall would die in like 2 days from tryna pull some james bond shit and fall to your death from a makeshift grappling hook please
"Toys R Us got me fucked up"
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
read this quickly & don’t reread it: you know that game telephone where you whisper something in someones ear & it goes down the line? i wanna do that with this post so dont reread this just try to type exactly what i wrote in this entire post & add it as a comment
apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.